Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar and I recently wrote a book summarizing the Bible chapter by chapter.

Alex Trebek: Oh, great. That sounds... interesting. So, what's the book about?

Contestant: Well, the book is a summary of the entire Bible, chapter by chapter. The chapter I'm currently summarizing is Isaiah 29.

Alex Trebek: Oh, uh... That sounds... fascinating. So, what is the summary of Isaiah 29?

Contestant: Sure! Isaiah 29 paints a picture of the fall of Jerusalem, and God's judgement on the city for its idolatry and wickedness. God warns the people about the consequences of their evil deeds and tells them that despite their efforts to hide from God, He will still find them and punish them.

Alex Trebek: *Sighs* Okay, um, I'm sure that's very interesting, but can we talk about something else? Maybe something a little more lighthearted?