Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'd like to talk about the Bible. In particular, I'd like to summarize Isaiah 62.

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Fine, go ahead.

Contestant: In this chapter, God calls on Jerusalem to be faithful and to not forget His promises. He proclaims that the city will be saved and that its walls will be rebuilt. He promises to give Jerusalem a new name and proclaims that the Lord will watch over the city and protect it. Finally, God calls on all nations to rejoice and sing praises to Jerusalem, as it has been redeemed.

Alex Trebek: *eyeroll* That's great. Is there anything else you want to talk about?