Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm an avid reader of the Bible, and I like to summarize the Bible chapter by chapter.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright... let's hear it.

Contestant: Isaiah 58 is all about fasting. The Lord is angry with the people of Israel because instead of fasting to show repentance and humility, they are fasting for show and self-gain. The Lord tells them that true fasting is to loose the chains of injustice, free the oppressed, share your food with the hungry, and provide shelter for the homeless. In return, the Lord will guide their paths, satisfy their needs, and bring them joy.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) Sure, let's move on.