Alex: "Well, what can you tell us about yourself, contestant?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I'd love to tell you about the book of Isaiah!"

Alex: (sighs) "I suppose... go ahead."

Contestant: "Isaiah 42 is about God's servant, who will be a light for the nations and bring justice to the world. He will not be discouraged or crushed until he has established justice on earth. This servant will be a covenant for the people and a light to the nations, bringing justice and equity to all people. God will be with him and give him strength so he can bring justice to all the nations. God will not stop until justice is established in the land."

Alex: (visibly frustrated) "Uh huh. Well, that's... great. Moving on, what kind of hobbies do you have?"