Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself..."

Contestant: "Well, I like to read the Bible and I've been working on summarizing it chapter by chapter. I'm currently up to Isaiah 43."

Alex Trebek: [Annoyed] "That's nice. I'm sure you're very dedicated. What else do you like to do?"

Contestant: "I also like to read books, watch films and go for walks. But let me tell you about Isaiah 43. It tells us that God will be with us and protect us when we pass through difficult times. He will be our source of strength, and He will be there with us to help us overcome any obstacles we face."

Alex Trebek: [Exasperated] "Uh huh. Anything else?"

Contestant: "It also talks about how God will provide for us and be our protector. He will be our savior, and He will create a new path for us. He will make a way for us to come out of our troubles and find peace."

Alex Trebek: [Sighing] "Right. And what else?"

Contestant: "The chapter also talks about how God will be our witness and He will remember us. He will have mercy on us and forgive us for our sins. And finally, He will restore us and make us whole again."

Alex Trebek: [Muttering] "Oh great. Another Bible summary. Well, I think that's enough about the Bible. Let's talk about something else."