Alex Trebek: Alright, let's hear a bit about you. Where are you from?

Contestant: I'm from the Bible, Alex! Isaiah 26 to be exact.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: Sure! In this chapter, God teaches us that there is peace and security for those who trust in Him. He promises to punish the wicked and destroy their power. He also promises to bring justice to the oppressed. Lastly, He encourages us to remain steadfast in our faith and never give up hope.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Well, I'm sure that's... interesting. So, what do you do for fun?