Alex Trebek: “OK, let’s move on with the introductions. Tell me a bit about yourself.”

Contestant: “Well, I recently finished reading the Bible and I’d like to summarize Isaiah 65.”

Alex Trebek: “Uh, OK. I think we can talk about something else…”

Contestant: “No, no, I really want to talk about Isaiah 65. It says that God will punish those who reject Him and bless those who accept Him. He will also make a new heaven and earth and establish a new Jerusalem in which everyone will live in peace and harmony.”

Alex Trebek: “That’s… fascinating, but can we talk about something else?”

Contestant: “Sure, but I just wanted to say that this chapter also talks about how God will provide for His people and how He will show mercy to those who turn to Him.”

Alex Trebek: *sigh* “OK, if you insist…”