Alex Trebek: So, [contestant], tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm quite a fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd start by summarizing Isaiah 28.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Alright. Go ahead.

Contestant: In this chapter, God warns the people of Judah that they are living in sin and will be punished for it. He tells them to stop relying on foreign alliances for protection and instead trust in Him. Additionally, He warns them of the consequences of their choices, like the coming destruction of Jerusalem.

Alex Trebek (frustrated): That's... interesting. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes. God also promises a future of hope, saying that He will make a covenant of peace with them and will provide a cornerstone of stability that will never be shaken.

Alex Trebek (sarcastically): Oh, great. Well, I'm sure our viewers at home can relate to that. Anything else?

Contestant: Well, Isaiah ends with a warning to the wicked, that their lives will be filled with misery if they do not turn from their wicked ways.

Alex Trebek (exasperated): That's... great. Thank you for that.