• King James Version

    1. Woe to the crown of pride, to the drunkards of Ephraim, whose glorious beauty {is} a fading flower, which {are} on the head of the fat valleys of them that are overcome with wine! {overcome: Heb. broken}

  • Norm

    So, Isaiah 28, okay. So, this chapter is all about God’s people getting a little too rowdy, and God warning them about the consequences of their actions. Ya know, like your parents do when you get a little too wild at the club.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's the story here? Bible Expert: Well, Isaiah 28 is all about God's judgment and the drunks of Ephraim. God is warning them that they will suffer a terrible punishment if they don't turn away from their drunkenness and turn to him.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, [contestant], tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm quite a fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd start by summarizing Isaiah 28. Alex Trebek (sighing): Alright.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! Isaiah 28 is all about God punishing the nation of Judah for their sins. He's sending a strong leader to take over and he's gonna be ruthless about it. But don't worry, there's a silver lining.

  • Batman

    (Batman and Robin enter a room and find the Joker, Catwoman, Riddler, and Penguin) Batman: Joker! What are you doing here? Joker: Why, I'm here to tell you about Isaiah 28! Batman: You? Joker: Yes! I'm here to tell you about the prophecy of doom for Ephraim and Judah.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen, Jack. Here's the deal: Isaiah 28 is about judgment. You know, my father used to tell me that God is a just God and those who don't follow His ways will pay the price. Well, this is a chapter about that.

  • Donald Trump

    Isaiah 28: is about a warning to the people of Israel. It starts off with a very, very sad description of their current state, saying "they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty". The Lord Almighty then goes on to say that he will not relent from punishing the people if they do not turn away from their wicked ways.

  • Family Guy

    [Peter] Alright, so Isaiah 28 starts with a warning about the leaders of Ephraim and the people of Samaria. [Quagmire] Hey, isn't that the city where they filmed the original Superman movie? [Lois] No, Quagmire, that was Smallville.