• King James Version

    1. Behold, the LORD'S hand is not shortened, that it cannot save; neither his ear heavy, that it cannot hear: / 2. But your iniquities have separated between you and your God, and your sins have hid {his} face from you, that he will not hear.

  • Norm

    Alright, everyone, let's talk about Isaiah 59. So, God is like, "Hey, why isn't anyone helping out the oppressed?" and then people are like, "Uh, it's because we're too busy sinning". Uh-huh, uh-huh. So God is like, "We can fix that" and He sends His own arm to save us.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright well let's dive right in! What's happening in Isaiah 59? Bible Expert: Well Joe, Isaiah 59 deals with a pretty big topic, it's talking about God's judgment and punishment of the people of Israel.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, and I'm actually here to summarize Isaiah 59. Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, go ahead... Contestant: Isaiah 59 is about how sin has separated us from God, and how God is still merciful and willing to forgive.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up! Isaiah 59 is all about how God's people have sinned, and the Lord's hand is shortened because of it. He is so angry that He will no longer hear the prayers of the Israelites. But then the Lord remembers His covenant with them and He looks for a way to save them.

  • Batman

    Batman: (speaking solemnly) Robin, there is a terrible truth hidden in Isaiah 59. Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: It says that sin has separated us from God. That no matter how hard we try, we cannot make up for the wrongs we have done.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, I'm tellin' ya, Isaiah 59 is a powerful chapter. Here's the deal: it talks about how God's power is so great that it can literally reach everywhere, even to the ends of the earth. And it's a pretty simple deal: if you want justice, God will give it to you.

  • Donald Trump

    The fake news in Isaiah 59 is unbelievable - it's a huge hoax. There's tremendous corruption, with many people saying the truth is overrated. The deep state is out of control, and there's a bigly lack of justice and righteousness.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, Isaiah 59: It starts off by saying that the Lord's hand ain't short, which I guess is a good thing. Lois: Then it says that God's ears ain't deaf, which, you know, I'm sure He appreciates.