1. Ho, every one that thirsteth, come ye to the waters, and he that hath no money; come ye, buy, and eat; yea, come, buy wine and milk without money and without price. / 2. Wherefore do ye spend money for {that which is} not bread? and your labour for {that which} satisfieth not? hearken diligently unto me, and eat ye {that which is} good, and let your soul delight itself in fatness. →

Hey, folks, it's Norm MacDonald here with your Bible update. In Isaiah 55, God is like, "Hey, if you're thirsty, come to me and I'll give you water. And not just any water, dude, like, the best water ever. →

Joe: Alright, let's talk about Isaiah 55. So, Bible Expert, what can you tell us about this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, Isaiah 55 is about God's invitation to all of humanity to come and take part in His plans. →

Alex: So, what are your hobbies? Contestant: Well, I love reading the Bible. I just finished reading Isaiah 55. Alex (sighing): Oh, you did? Alright, what did you learn? Contestant: Well, Isaiah 55 is all about God's offer of a new covenant. →

Listen up, maggots! Isaiah 55 is talkin' 'bout God's grace and mercy. He's offerin' His people a way out of the mess they got themselves into. He's promisin' satisfaction and everlasting life to all who come to Him. →

Batman: His ways are higher than ours, Robin. Much higher. Robin: That's right, Batman. We must trust in God's plan and be patient. Catwoman: *purring* Patience is a virtue, but I'm not sure I'd trust God's plan! →

Folks, I tell you what, this Isaiah 55 is some real deal. Here's the deal: God's saying that the rain and snow is gonna come down, and it's gonna bring the blessings of good times. C'mon, man, I'm not joking here, it's gonna be like a banquet for everybody. →

"Hey folks, this is Donald J. Trump speaking, and I am here to tell you about an unbelieveable chapter from the Bible, Isaiah 55. This chapter is huge, so let me give you the lowdown. Basically, God is telling us that His ways are higher than ours and His thoughts are bigger than our thoughts. →

Peter: Hey, Lois, what chapter of the Bible are we gonna cover today? Lois: Let's talk about Isaiah 55. Brian: Oh, great. That's one of the most important chapters in the Bible. Stewie: Ugh, why do we have to keep doing this? Can't we just watch an episode of SpongeBob and call it a day? →