• King James Version

    1. Nevertheless the dimness {shall} not {be} such as {was} in her vexation, when at the first he lightly afflicted the land of Zebulun and the land of Naphtali, and afterward did more grievously afflict {her by} the way of the sea, beyond Jordan, in Galilee of the nations.

  • Norm

    So, Isaiah 9. Yeah, this one's a real barn burner. We've got God's people, the Israelites, continuing to suffer under the oppressive rule of the Assyrians. He's still mad at them for their sins, but God has a plan: He's sending a baby - a savior - to redeem them and set things right.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Hey, Bible Expert! Welcome to the show, excited to hear about Isaiah 9. Bible Expert: Well it's a great pleasure to be here. In Isaiah 9, we see a prophecy of the coming of a great leader, who will bring justice and peace to the world.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, contestant, what do you do in your spare time? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible and try to summarize it chapter by chapter. Alex: (Visibly frustrated) Oh, great. So, what do you have for Isaiah 9?

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, you bunch of maggots! This is Isaiah 9. We got kings, zebulun, naphtali and beyond who were down in the dumps, but then their enemies were smote and they were all like, 'Whoa, that was awesome!' Then the people of those lands rejoiced and celebrated with joy.

  • Batman

    Batman: I sense a stirring in the air, Robin. Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: The people of Israel are rejoicing - for a son has been born who will bring great joy and peace to the land! Penguin: Ha ha ha, how droll! What a sad little story.

  • Joe Biden

    Hey folks, listen up, no malarkey! Here's the deal - Isaiah 9 is all about a great light of hope and joy coming to the people of Judah. My father used to say that a child was born to us, a son was given, and the government will be on his shoulders.

  • Donald Trump

    1-7. Well, everyone, the Bible tells us a remarkable story in the chapter of Isaiah 9:1-7. People are saying it's truly unbelievable. In this chapter, God promises a bright future for the people of Israel.

  • Family Guy

    [Peter Griffin] "Alright, let's see what Isaiah Chapter 9 is all about. The Lord will make a great light in Galilee, and the people that dwell in darkness will see a great light. He will increase their joy and give them peace like a river.