"Listen up, you bunch of maggots! This is Isaiah 9. We got kings, zebulun, naphtali and beyond who were down in the dumps, but then their enemies were smote and they were all like, 'Whoa, that was awesome!' Then the people of those lands rejoiced and celebrated with joy. But then they forgot about God and went back to their old ways. God's like, 'What did I tell you?!' Anyways, God's gonna save the day with a righteous King who'll have justice and righteousness. Boom! So, watch out! That's Isaiah 9, maggots! Now you know."