"LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! This is Isaiah 7. God tells King Ahaz that he's gonna give him a sign, a baby boy is gonna be born, and he's gonna be called 'Immanuel', which means 'God is with us'. Well, Ahaz isn't so sure about this, so God tells him to ask for a sign, any sign he wants, and God will do it. But Ahaz still won't believe, so God is gonna do it anyway. He's gonna give Ahaz a sign from a woman - a virgin will give birth to a son and his name will be Immanuel. God's gonna protect Ahaz and his people from their enemies, no matter what. So there you have it, maggots: Isaiah 7. Now you better remember it, 'cause it's gonna be on the test!"