"LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! This chapter is about Egypt. It says the Egyptians will turn against each other and the Lord will send a strong wind to scatter them. He'll confuse their language so they can't understand each other. Egypt's idols will be destroyed and their gods will be forgotten. Egypt will be in turmoil, and they'll need help from the Lord. He will provide them with wise counselors, and they will know Him. The Nile River will dry up and Egypt will become a wasteland. In the end, the Lord will restore Egypt to its former glory. THAT'S IT, THAT'S ALL! UNDERSTAND?"