"Listen up, maggots! Chapter 23 of Isaiah is all about a city called Tyre, which is located on the Mediterranean Sea. The Lord is going to punish Tyre for its pride and arrogance, and take away its wealth and power. The city will be deserted and forgotten, and its people will wander around aimlessly, looking for a new home. But the Lord will restore Tyre in the end and make it a place of joy and rejoicing. So pay attention, and don't forget it!"