Alex Trebek: "Ok, so tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for fun?"

Contestant: "Well, I like to read the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about Isaiah 23!"

Alex Trebek: *sighs* "Oh, not the Bible again... Alright, go ahead."

Contestant: "Isaiah 23 is all about the city of Tyre, which was a powerful trading center in the ancient world. God promises to bring punishment on Tyre and its merchants, who have taken advantage of others through unfair trading practices. God also promises to restore Tyre after the punishment is complete. At the end of the chapter, God declares that Tyre will be a place of joy and celebration."

Alex Trebek: *sighs again* "That's great. Anything else you'd like to tell me about yourself?"