Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself--what do you like to do for fun?"

Contestant: "Well, I like to read the Bible, and I'm particularly fond of the book of Isaiah. Would you like me to summarize Isaiah 2 for you?"

Alex Trebek: "Um...no thank you. That's not really something I'm into. What else do you do in your free time?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm also interested in the Bible's prophecies about the Messiah. In Isaiah 2, it says that in the last days, people will come to Jerusalem to learn the Lord's ways and to walk in his paths. The Lord will be exalted and the nations will stream to his holy mountain."

Alex Trebek: "Uh, okay. That's...nice. Do you have any hobbies that don't involve the Bible?"

Contestant: "Well, I also like to study the Bible's teachings on justice and righteousness. Isaiah 2 speaks of a time when God will judge the nations and settle disputes among them. He will be a source of justice and righteousness for all people."

Alex Trebek: *sighs* "Okay, well, I'm sure that's all very interesting, but let's move on to something else. What kind of music do you like?"

Contestant: "I'm also particularly interested in the concept of the Kingdom of God, which is described in Isaiah 2. In the end times, God will establish his kingdom and all nations will be united under his rule."

Alex Trebek: *facepalms* "Yes, that's very nice. Now, can we talk about something else?"