Alex: So tell me about yourself, what do you do?

Contestant: Well, Mr. Trebek, I am a Bible scholar, and I would like to summarize Isaiah 51 for you.

Alex (sighing in frustration): Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: In Isaiah 51, the Lord encourages his people to take courage in the midst of their trials and tribulations. He promises that justice will prevail and that he will bind up the broken-hearted. He also promises that righteousness and salvation will come. The Lord calls on his people to listen and to remember the things he has done in the past. He promises that he will never forget the people of Israel and will always be with them. Finally, he urges them to look to the future with hope and faith.

Alex (with a hint of annoyance): That's very interesting, uh, thank you. Moving on...