Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you a bit about Isaiah 35.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: Isaiah 35 is all about God's promises that He will restore the land of Israel, and the people who inhabit it. He will take away their sorrow and fill the land with joy and gladness. The prophecy also speaks of hope for those who are humble and faithful, and a highway of holiness that will connect all of God's people. Finally, God will show His glory by bringing streams and pools to the desert, and the land will be filled with trees and plants.

Alex Trebek: (annoyed) Okay, that's enough Bible talk. Let's move on to something else.