Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I thought I'd start by summarizing Isaiah 4 from the Bible.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: In Isaiah 4, God promises to protect Jerusalem with a cloud of smoke by day and fire by night. He will also provide seven women to each man in order to protect them from being overwhelmed by the enemy. God will also cleanse Jerusalem of all its impurities, and the city will be a place of joy and gladness.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Sounds like a nice story... so, tell me, what made you choose this as a topic?

Contestant: Well, I think it's a great example of how God will protect those who are faithful to Him.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, I guess that makes sense. Anything else you want to tell me?

Contestant: Actually, I was thinking of summarizing the rest of the Bible too.

Alex Trebek: [Groans] Let's just move on, shall we?