Well, this is a wild one, folks. This is Isaiah 7, and it's about a sign from God that a certain young woman will give birth to a son who will be named Immanuel, which means "God is with us." Oh, and also, the Assyrians are coming, so it's not all good news. But hey, they still get a sign from God, so that's something. And, uh, that's pretty much it. Oh, and there's some stuff about the Lord being a shield to protect his people, but really, at the end of the day, it's all about this kid Immanuel. Until next time, I'm Norm MacDonald, and that's the Bible.