"Hey, welcome to the Sunday edition of Weekend Update. In this week's Bible chapter, it's Isaiah 21. We got a lot of meshing of various visions that don't really make a lot of sense, but I guess that's what the Bible's all about. The Lord gives Ezekiel a vision of a map of the Middle East, which is pretty cool, but then he tells him to write down his thoughts on the back of it. So, it's like, 'Hey, here's a map of the Middle East. Now write down what you think.' Great. Thanks, God. Oh, and then he gives him a couple of other visions, one of a valley of dry bones and then one of a woman in a basket. So, yeah, that's Isaiah 21. Pretty weird stuff. That's the news and I'm outta here."