Peter: Alright, so this chapter is Isaiah 42, and it's all about how God chose this one servant to bring justice to the nations and restore Israel.
Lois: So, he's like, a superhero?
Peter: Kinda. God also says he won't be shouting or raising his voice, or anything, but that he'll be a gentle light to the nations.
Chris: So, he's like Batman?
Peter: More like a Lantern, if you ask me.
Brian: I don't think that's what it's saying.
Peter: Whatever, it's still pretty cool. And then God says that this servant will open the eyes of the blind, free the prisoners, and bring justice to the oppressed.
Stewie: Wow, so he's like the Justice League, Avengers, and X-Men all rolled into one?
Peter: Yeah, you could say that.
Quagmire: So, I guess this is a good time to remind everyone to always be a good servant to God and others, and to do the right thing?
Lois: That's right, Quagmire. It's a good reminder for all of us.
Peter: Yeah, but you know what would be even more awesome? A superhero movie based on this chapter!
Brian: Yeah, that would be amazing.
Stewie: But we all know that it would be terrible, and that's why it hasn't been made.
Peter: True.