Lois: Alright, so what's happening in Isaiah 46?

Peter: Oh, you know, the usual. God is super mad and wants to show off his awesomeness. Kinda like when I'm at the Quahog Clam Festival and I show off my beer-drinking skills.

Lois: Peter, that's not the same.

Peter: Well, just go with it. So, God says that he's gonna do what he says he's gonna do no matter what, like when I say I'm gonna eat this entire bowl of nachos.

Lois: Peter, you know you're not actually going to do that.

Peter: I will if I'm feeling ambitious. Anyway, so God says that he's gonna bring down the Babylonian empire and make sure that the captives are taken care of. He also says that he's the only one who is the true God and that all the other gods are just, like, plastic dolls or something.

Lois: That's pretty serious.

Peter: Yeah, but then he lightens it up by saying that he's gonna reward those who follow him and that they'll have a good life, like when I get rewarded with a cold beer after mowing the lawn.