Peter: Alright folks, time for our Bible Summary of the Day. This time, we're talking about Isaiah 41.

Lois: Oh, this one is so exciting! God is saying that he's chosen the Israelites to be his people and he'll always be with them, no matter what.

Stewie: It's like when The Rock chose me to be his tag-team partner at WrestleMania.

Brian: But that was a scripted event, Stewie.

Stewie: Whatever.

Peter: Yeah, God says he's gonna protect them from their enemies and give them strength to do whatever they need to do. It's like when I got the strength to eat an entire box of donuts in one sitting.

Lois: Peter, that doesn't really make any sense.

Peter: Oh, yeah. Well, God also says that he'll be the one to judge their enemies and punish them for their wrongdoings. It's like when I had to judge which of my kids did the most chores and punish them accordingly.

Brian: That doesn't sound like much of a punishment.

Peter: Yeah, well, God also says that the Israelites will have nothing to fear because He will always be with them. It's like when I had nothing to fear when I was watching The Avengers because I knew Iron Man had my back.