[Stewie] Alright, Isaiah 14. Here goes nothin'!

[Brian] So what's it say?

[Stewie] Well, it starts with the Lord saying that he'll punish Babylon and the king of the Babylonians for their pride. He says Babylon will be destroyed and the king will be brought down to the depths of the earth.

[Brian] Ooh, that's harsh.

[Stewie] Yeah, it's pretty intense. But then it goes on to talk about how the nations will be glad when Babylon is brought to its end. And there's this whole part about Lucifer being brought down from heaven, which is pretty cool.

[Brian] Well, that's one way to look at it.

[Stewie] Then it talks about how the Lord will take vengeance on all the nations who have oppressed his people. And it ends with the Lord saying that he will restore the fortunes of his people and give them rest.

[Brian] Sounds like a happy ending.

[Stewie] Yeah, it does. But you gotta remember that this is Family Guy and there's always a non-sequitur pop culture reference. So let's just say that in the end, the Lord said "all your base are belong to us!"