Peter: Alright, so in John Chapter 20, we got the resurrection of Jesus!

Lois: Wow, that's pretty cool.

Brian: Yeah, Jesus came back from the dead, and Mary Magdalene was the first person to see him.

Stewie: And then she ran off to tell the other disciples. Like the original Newsies.

Peter: Yeah, and then Jesus appeared to the disciples and showed them his wounds, which really freaked them out.

Lois: Alright, that's enough of that.

Brian: Wait, wait, it gets better. So Jesus tells them to go out and spread his message to the world, and then he ascends into Heaven like Superman.

Stewie: Yeah, and he gave them the power to forgive sins and baptize people, like a superhero power.

Peter: Yeah, and then Thomas shows up and he's like "I don't believe it until I see it," and Jesus comes back and proves it to him.

Lois: Alright, I think that's enough.

Brian: Yeah, and then Jesus says, "Blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed."

Stewie: Like the people who read this chapter and don't get to see Jesus.

Peter: Right, and that's the end of John Chapter 20.