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[Scene: Heaven]

God: Alright, so in this chapter of the Bible we got Nicodemus being visited by Jesus. Nicodemus is a Pharisee and a member of the Sanhedrin.

Jesus: Yo, Nicodemus! What's up, my dude?

Nicodemus: Wow, you sure have a modern way of speaking for someone who's supposed to be from so long ago.

Jesus: Modern? Nah, I'm just a chill dude. Anyways, I'm here to tell you that you must be born again to enter the kingdom of God.

Nicodemus: What do you mean? That doesn't make any sense.

Jesus: Of course it does! Just like when you watch a re-run of Friends and it's still funny even though you've seen it a million times. That's being born again.

Nicodemus: But that's a TV show, this is the Bible!

Jesus: Right, exactly. You got to be born again to see the kingdom of God. It's like seeing the ending of The Sixth Sense for the first time.

Nicodemus: Okay, I'm still a bit confused.

Jesus: I'm telling you, man, you gotta have faith. It's like believing that Kevin Bacon is in every movie. You just gotta have faith.

Nicodemus: Alright, I think I get it.

Jesus: Good! And remember that whoever believes in me will not perish, but have eternal life. Like when you get a free upgrade to first class on a plane, that's eternal life.

Nicodemus: Wow, I think I understand now. Thanks, Jesus.

Jesus: No problem, my man. Now go forth and spread the word. Just like when you tell all your friends about the new Avengers movie.