Peter: Alright, so Chapter 7 of John. This is where Jesus heads to Jerusalem for the Festival of Tabernacles.

Lois: Wait, he can't just go to a festival like that. Isn't there a whole bunch of controversy or something?

Stewie: Yeah, that's why he had to sneak in, like how I sneak out of the house and go to the park.

Brian: Oh, c'mon Stewie. This is different. Jesus was trying to avoid getting arrested.

Peter: Yeah, so the Jews were asking "Is this dude really the Messiah?" and Jesus ignored them and just kept preachin' away.

Lois: That must have been quite a show for the folks in Jerusalem.

Brian: Yeah, I mean Jesus was teaching in the temple and even doing some miracles.

Stewie: Wow, like a real-life superhero! Hey, can I get a cape?

Peter: Not now, Stewie. Anyways, Jesus kept on teaching and the authorities were getting madder and madder. They even tried to arrest him but couldn't because no one would lay a hand on him.

Lois: Wow, that's really powerful.

Stewie: Yeah, just like that time I snuck out of the house and got away with it!