Peter: Alright, so John 4 is all about Jesus talking to a woman at a well.

Lois: Oh, was it a romantic talk?

Peter: Ha! Not even close. Jesus was actually trying to tell her about the living water that He can give.

Brian: Yeah, and he uses the analogy of a well with water that won't satisfy.

Stewie: Yeah, but that's not the only thing they talk about. Jesus actually reveals to the woman that He is the Messiah, and she goes back to her town and tells the people all about it.

Cleveland: Wow, that's pretty cool.

Joe: Yeah, and Jesus also performed a miracle by turning the water into wine.

Peter: Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that. It's like, he took a party from zero to one hundred real quick.

Quagmire: That's right! And that's the end of John 4.