Peter: Alright, so John 13. So, Jesus washes the feet of his disciples, right?

Brian: Wait, so he's like a foot masseuse?

Stewie: No, Brian, it's a metaphor! He's teaching them humility and servitude!

Lois: Yeah, then Jesus tells them to follow his example and serve each other.

Peter: Oh, and then he tells them he's gonna be betrayed by one of them, right?

Meg: Yeah, and of course, it turns out to be Judas.

Quagmire: Wow, that's kinda like when I watched The Godfather for the first time and I knew it was gonna be that guy in the corner!

Lois: Yeah, and then Jesus gives them a new commandment to love each other.

Brian: Ah, that's like when I heard the Beatles for the first time and I knew I was gonna love them!

Stewie: Yeah, and then Jesus says he's gonna go away and prepare a place for them.

Peter: Oh, and then Jesus tells them he's gonna come back, right?

Meg: Yeah, and then he gives them a really long speech about how they should keep his commandments and stay true to their faith.

Quagmire: Wow, that's kinda like when I watched Lord of the Rings for the first time and I knew I was gonna get really into it!