Peter: Alright, so John 18 starts off with Jesus getting arrested in the Garden of Gethsemane and then taken to the high priest. Apparently, the high priest had already decided Jesus was guilty, so he was just looking for witnesses to back up his case.

Stewie: Yeah, like when you got arrested for shoplifting at the mall, and then the judge was like "What do we have here? More evidence that Peter Griffin is an idiot!"

Brian: Uh, okay, moving on. Jesus was questioned by the high priest and then by Pilate. Pilate tried to find a way to let Jesus go, but the people wouldn't have it.

Lois: Yeah, like when I say I'm not going to make dinner tonight and the kids are like "Yes you are, Mom! We're not leaving until you make dinner!"

Peter: Anyways, Pilate eventually gave in and sentenced Jesus to be crucified.

Stewie: Oh, like when I go to the toy store and they won't give me what I want, so I just have to accept the punishment of not getting it.

Brian: Yeah, that's kind of similar, I guess. So then Jesus was crucified and died, and then was buried.

Lois: Which is like when the kids finally go to bed after I've been yelling at them for hours, and all I want to do is go to sleep.

Peter: Alright, that's it for John 18!