Peter: Alright, so John 8. It’s about Jesus going toe-to-toe with the Pharisees, right?

Lois: That’s right. He’s teaching in the Temple and the scribes and Pharisees bring a woman who has been caught in the act of adultery. They’re trying to trap him into saying something wrong and make him look bad. But Jesus outsmarts them, writing in the dirt and telling them to let the one without sin cast the first stone.

Stewie: In a stroke of genius, Jesus turns their own pride against them and they all walk away. But of course, I’m sure he was thinking, “I pity the fool that messes with me!”

Brian: Jesus then tells the woman to go and sin no more, and then he starts talking to the crowd about the truth and how it will set them free.

Meg: He also talks about how the devil is the father of lies and tells them that if they abide in his word, they will be his disciples.

Peter: Wow, sounds like Jesus showed those Pharisees who’s boss. He should have said, “You ain’t nothing but a hound dog!”