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Peter: Alright, so, we got John Chapter 2. Here's what it's all about: Jesus and his mom, Mary, and his disciples head to a wedding in Cana. Jesus' mom notices they don't have enough wine, so she asks Jesus to do something about it.

Lois: So, what does Jesus do?

Peter: He tells his mom not to worry, and then tells the servants to fill six stone jars with water. But when they draw the water out, it's wine!

Stewie: Oh, so like, Jesus turned water into wine? He's like a magical genie or something?

Peter: I guess you could say that. Anyways, the master of the banquet was super impressed and told the bride and groom to save the best wine for last.

Brian: That's a pretty cool party trick, Jesus. Way better than the time I tried to do a magic trick and just ended up burning the house down.

Lois: Peter, please, not now.

Peter: Right, sorry. So, this was Jesus' first miracle, and it showed his disciples he was someone special.

Stewie: Yeah, like the Messiah or something.

Peter: You got it, buddy.

Brian: Well, that's something we can all toast to. *raises glass*