Peter: Alright, let's see what's goin' on in John 14.

Peter: Oh, Jesus is tellin' his disciples how he's gonna go away soon and send them the Holy Spirit.

Lois: Wait, Peter, I thought you said Jesus was gonna send us the Holy Ghost?

Peter: Well, Lois, you know what they say: same difference.

Stewie: (In an exasperated tone) Daddy! Jesus is sending them the Holy Spirit, not the Holy Ghost. It's like saying "Star Wars" and "Star Trek" are the same thing.

Brian: (Rolling his eyes) Yeah, yeah, we get it Stewie.

Peter: Anyway, Jesus says if we have faith in him, and keep his commandments, then we'll be able to do all kinds of stuff.

Lois: Is he talking about having superpowers?

Peter: Nah, Lois, he's just talkin' about having faith and lovin' each other.

Brian: So no Aquaman?

Peter: Nope, no Aquaman.