Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd like to summarize John 14 of the Bible.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: In John 14, Jesus is talking to his disciples and comfortingly reassures them of his imminent departure. He tells them not to be troubled, because he is preparing a place for them in his Father's house, and promises to return soon. He also offers them peace in the midst of their sorrow, revealing that they can find peace in him. Lastly, he encourages them to keep his commandments and to love one another.

Alex Trebek: (A hint of frustration in his voice) Yes, yes, that's all very nice. Anything else you'd like to share about yourself?