Alex Trebek: Well, [contestant], let's get to know you a bit. What do you like to do in your free time?

Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible! Let me tell you about John 9.

Alex Trebek: [sighing] Okay, if you must.

Contestant: In John 9, Jesus heals a man who was born blind. He spits on the ground to make mud, and then applies the mud to the man's eyes. The man washes the mud off in the Pool of Siloam and is immediately healed!

Alex Trebek: [rolling eyes] Well, that's certainly…unique. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes! The healed man's neighbors are amazed and take him to the Pharisees, who question him. They don't believe that he was healed by Jesus and throw him out of the synagogue. But the man stands by his story that Jesus healed him, and Jesus' disciples believe him.

Alex Trebek: [head in hands] Alright, I guess that's enough. Moving on…