Alex Trebek: Now, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well Alex, I recently read John 20 and I wanted to summarize what I learned.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: In John 20, Mary Magdalene goes to Jesus’ tomb and finds it empty. She runs to tell the disciples and Peter and John run to the tomb. They find the burial cloths and believe but don’t understand. Mary stays and weeps, then sees two angels and Jesus. He tells her to tell the disciples to go to Galilee and they believe. Jesus appears to the disciples and breathes on them, giving them the Holy Spirit. He also commissions them to forgive sins.

Alex Trebek: (annoyed) Ummm...okay. So, what else do you like to do in your spare time?