Alex: Alright, so tell me something fun about yourself!

Contestant: Well, did you know that John 6 is an incredible chapter in the Bible?

Alex: Uhhh… no, I didn't. Okay, moving on.

Contestant: Yeah, so here's what happens: Jesus feeds a huge crowd of people with just five loaves of bread and two fish!

Alex: That's… great. Let's move on.

Contestant: But wait, it gets better! After Jesus' disciples gather up the leftovers, there's still enough food for everyone!

Alex: I'm sure that was a miracle but-

Contestant: And then, Jesus walks on water! He's so powerful that he can even calm the stormy sea!

Alex: (Sighs) Okay, so why don't you tell me something about yourself that doesn't involve the Bible?

Contestant: Sure, I love playing the piano and-

Alex: Does it have anything to do with the Bible?

Contestant: No, not really.

Alex: Alright then, let's move on.