Alex Trebek: "So, tell me, what do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "I'm actually a student of the Bible. I'm currently studying John 3."

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] "Oh, uh, okay. So, what does it say?"

Contestant: "Well, it starts with Jesus talking to a Pharisee named Nicodemus. Jesus tells him that he must be born again to be saved. He also talks about the importance of believing in Him. Later, Jesus says that He is the one who will judge the world and that those who believe in Him will have eternal life."

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] "Uh huh. Well, that's great. What else do you have going on?"

Contestant: "Well, John 3 also talks about how Jesus is the light of the world and how those who believe in Him will not be condemned. And then Jesus talks about how He must be lifted up, like the serpent in the wilderness, in order to save everyone."

Alex Trebek: [Groans] "Right... Anything else?"

Contestant: "Yes, Jesus also talks about how He must be the sacrifice for the sins of the world. And then He talks about how He will send the Holy Spirit to be with believers."

Alex Trebek: [Faces palm] "Okay, thanks. I think that's enough Bible for now."