• King James Version

    1. There was a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews: / 2. The same came to Jesus by night, and said unto him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God: for no man can do these miracles that thou doest, except God be with him.

  • Norm

    Hey, so here’s a chapter out of the Bible that’s really important… John 3. Okay, so we got a dude Nicodemus, who’s a Pharisee, visiting Jesus at night. Jesus tells him he needs to be born again to enter the Kingdom of God.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's the scoop with John 3? Bible Expert: John 3 is all about Jesus meeting with a religious leader named Nicodemus and teaching him about the concept of being born again. Joe: Wait, born again? Like, you get reincarnated or something?

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me, what do you do for a living?" Contestant: "I'm actually a student of the Bible. I'm currently studying John 3." Alex Trebek: [Sighs] "Oh, uh, okay. So, what does it say?" Contestant: "Well, it starts with Jesus talking to a Pharisee named Nicodemus.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! This is John 3! Jesus is talking to Nicodemus, a Jewish leader who doesn't understand the concept of being born again. Jesus tells him that he must be born again, of water and the Spirit, in order to enter the kingdom of God.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, there is a man named Nicodemus who is seeking out knowledge from Jesus. Robin: Gosh, Batman, do you think he'll learn anything from this mysterious figure? Batman: It seems like he will, Robin.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal, have I got a story for you about John 3. My father used to say, 'Joe, never forget the story of John 3.' See here, Jack, this chapter starts with a guy named Nicodemus, and he's a religious leader and he's confused about this Jesus character.

  • Donald Trump

    John 3: "Bigly" tells the story of Nicodemus, an amazing teacher who went to Jesus at night. He was sad! because he didn't understand the "Great Again" message of the Lord. Jesus explained that in order to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, one must be "born again," and Nicodemus was confused.

  • Family Guy

    1-21 [Scene: Heaven] God: Alright, so in this chapter of the Bible we got Nicodemus being visited by Jesus. Nicodemus is a Pharisee and a member of the Sanhedrin. Jesus: Yo, Nicodemus! What's up, my dude?