• King James Version

    1. I am the true vine, and my Father is the husbandman. / 2. Every branch in me that beareth not fruit he taketh away: and every {branch} that beareth fruit, he purgeth it, that it may bring forth more fruit.

  • Norm

    Alright folks, here's the latest from the Bible. In John 15, Jesus tells his followers that he is the vine, and they are the branches. He says if they abide in him, they will bear much fruit, but if they don’t, they will be taken away like a dead branch and burned.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: So, what's happening in John 15? Bible Expert: Well, this chapter is all about Jesus teaching the disciples about the importance of abiding in him. He tells them that they are branches on the vine and that they must remain connected to him to bear fruit.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Well, it's nice to meet you! So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm actually a student of the Bible. I love to study and summarize it. Alex Trebek (sighing): Uh, okay. Well, why don't you tell me about the Bible?

  • Drill Sergeant

    John 15: A Marine Drill Sergeant's Summary: LISTEN UP! This chapter is all about staying connected to Jesus. He's the vine and we're the branches. He says if we stay connected to Him, we'll bear fruit. But if we don't stay connected, we'll be cut off.

  • Batman

    Batman: Ah, Robin, it's time we talked about John 15. Robin: What does it tell us, Batman? Batman: It tells us about the importance of Jesus being the true vine and us being the branches. We must stay connected to Jesus if we want to bear fruit.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. I was reading this chapter in the Bible, John 15, and it was talking about how Jesus asked his followers to abide in him and his love. He said if they do, they'll bear much fruit.

  • Donald Trump

    John 15 is a terrific chapter about Jesus talking to his disciples. He tells them that if they want to stay connected to him, they must remain in him. He uses the metaphor of a vine and branches to make his point, saying that if they remain in him, they will produce amazing fruit.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in John 15, Jesus talks a lot about being the Vine, and how his followers are the branches. Brian: So, like, he's saying that if we want to be fruitful, we gotta stick with him? Cleveland: Yeah, but it's a little more complicated than that.