• King James Version

    1. These things have I spoken unto you, that ye should not be offended. {offended: scandalized or, made to stumble} / 2. They shall put you out of the synagogues: yea, the time cometh, that whosoever killeth you will think that he doeth God service.

  • Norm

    Well folks, Jesus had a lot to say in John 16. He told his disciples that he was going away, but don't worry - he was gonna send them a helper, the Holy Spirit. He went on to tell them that they'd be persecuted and hated, but they should take comfort in the fact that he had overcome the world.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we’ve got Bible expert Phil here to give us a chapter by chapter summary of the Bible. Let’s dive right in with John 16. Phil: Sure thing Joe. In John 16, Jesus is preparing the disciples for his departure.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself... Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, so I can tell you about one of my favorite books – the book of John! Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, if you must. Contestant: Sure! John 16 is all about Jesus preparing his disciples for his departure.

  • Drill Sergeant

    John 16: All right, listen up, maggots! This chapter is all about Jesus telling His disciples that they are gonna be in for a world of hurt after He leaves. He tells them that He is gonna be gone for a little while, and when He comes back, things will be different.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, I fear what lies ahead in the Bible chapter we are about to discuss. Robin: Don't worry, Batman. I'm sure it will be just as interesting as the last one. Joker: Very interesting, indeed! What's it about?

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. My father used to say, “the truth will set you free”, and that's never been truer than in John 16. See here, Jack, Jesus has been telling the disciples about the Holy Spirit and how it will come to them after he leaves.

  • Donald Trump

    John 16 is all about the amazing power of the Holy Spirit! The Holy Spirit works in bigly ways, and will do tremendous things for the people who follow Jesus. The Holy Spirit will convict the world of sin, righteousness, and judgment.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so John 16. So, uh, Jesus is, like, saying his final goodbyes to his disciples, right? He's like, warning them that they're gonna have a tough time ahead, but they should, like, go forth and spread the word of God, yada yada.