• King James Version

    1. Now before the feast of the passover, when Jesus knew that his hour was come that he should depart out of this world unto the Father, having loved his own which were in the world, he loved them unto the end.

  • Norm

    Hey, folks, it's Norm MacDonald here with a special look at the Bible. This week we're examining John 13. Jesus was getting ready to leave his disciples and he wanted to give them a parting gift. So, he took off his robe and washed their feet.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright folks, let's get into it. We're talking about the Bible and we've got a Bible expert in the house. What do you have for us today? Bible expert: Today, we're going to be talking about John 13.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for fun? Contestant: Well, I really enjoy reading the Bible. Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, if we must...tell me about John 13. Contestant: Sure! In John 13, Jesus washes the feet of His disciples and explains the importance of serving others.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up ya maggots! This is John 13. Jesus is in the last supper with his disciples. He is gonna show 'em a thing or two. He takes off his clothes, wraps a towel around his waist and starts washing his disciples' feet.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, look! The Bible tells us that Jesus is washing the feet of his disciples! Robin: Holy Moley, Batman! What do you think it means? Joker: It means that Jesus is humbling himself and showing us all how to serve one another.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: John 13 is all about Jesus washing the disciples' feet. Now, c'mon, man! I'm not joking. We're talking about one of the most powerful people ever, who literally humbled himself and washed the feet of his followers.

  • Donald Trump

    John 13 is all about Jesus lovingly washing the feet of his disciples. As he is doing this, he explains to them that if they want to be truly great, they must serve others. Now, this is a bigly lesson. Many such cases, if you want to be terrific, you must put others before yourself.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so John 13. So, Jesus washes the feet of his disciples, right? Brian: Wait, so he's like a foot masseuse? Stewie: No, Brian, it's a metaphor! He's teaching them humility and servitude!