• King James Version

    1. And the third day there was a marriage in Cana of Galilee; and the mother of Jesus was there: / 2. And both Jesus was called, and his disciples, to the marriage. / 3. And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have no wine.

  • Norm

    Welcome to John 2 of the Bible, folks. This chapter starts off with Jesus and his posse at a wedding in Cana. He does a real nice thing and turns some water into wine, which is very impressive. But then Jesus gets a little bit testy and flips over some tables at the temple.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about John chapter 2 today. What's going on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter is about the wedding at Cana and Jesus' first miracle. The mother of Jesus tells him that the wedding has run out of wine, and Jesus, being the generous and miraculous person he is, turns water into wine.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself! What do you do for a living?" Contestant: "Well, I'm actually studying the Bible right now, and I can tell you about the second chapter of John!" Alex Trebek: [Sighs] "If you must.

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION! Listen up! This is John 2 of the Bible! Jesus and his mom, Mary, are at a wedding in Cana. The people there run out of wine, so Jesus does a miracle and turns water into wine! Everyone is amazed, and this is the first of Jesus' miracles.

  • Batman

    Jesus Changes Water into Wine. Batman: We must intervene, Robin! Jesus is at a wedding, and the host has run out of wine! Robin: Holy hangover, Batman! How will he save the day? Catwoman: Oh, I'm sure he's got a trick or two up his sleeve!

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal - I'm not joking - this is the story of Jesus in John 2. It all started when Jesus and his disciples were at a wedding and the wine ran out. Jesus' mother told the servants to fill up the stone jars with water and Jesus turned it into wine.

  • Donald Trump

    1-11 On the third day, there was a wedding in Cana of Galilee and Jesus was there with His mother. Now this wedding was running low energy because they had run out of wine - but not to worry, Jesus was there! He said to His mother, "They have no wine" and He said to the servants, "Fill the waterpots with water".

  • Family Guy

    1-12. Peter: Alright, so, we got John Chapter 2. Here's what it's all about: Jesus and his mom, Mary, and his disciples head to a wedding in Cana. Jesus' mom notices they don't have enough wine, so she asks Jesus to do something about it.