• King James Version

    1. Jesus went unto the mount of Olives. / 2. And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them. / 3. And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst,

  • Norm

    Alright, folks, so next up we've got John 8. We start off with the famous story of Jesus and the woman caught in adultery. Jesus is chillin' in the Temple courts when the scribes and Pharisees bring the woman to him.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, let's talk about John 8! So, this is where Jesus is in the temple and He confronts the Pharisees and teachers of the law. What's going on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, in John 8, Jesus is in the temple and He's teaching the people.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell us a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm an avid Bible reader and I'd like to share a summary of John 8. Alex Trebek: [visibly annoyed] Um, why don't you tell us about your hobbies instead?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! This is John 8. Jesus was in the Temple courts, and the Pharisees brought a woman who was caught in adultery. They wanted to test Jesus by asking if the woman should be stoned, according to the law.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, it seems that Jesus is at it again. He's been teaching in the temple courts and the people are really listening. Robin: That's incredible, Batman! What did he have to say this time? Batman: Jesus asked if any of the people had committed any sin.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal with John 8. Jesus is hangin' out in the Temple, and the religious leaders come to him and say, "Hey, we got this woman who was caught in adultery. The law says we should stone her.

  • Donald Trump

    John 8: Bigly amazing! This chapter starts with Jesus being approached by the Pharisees with a woman caught in the act of adultery, which was totally sad! She was accused of breaking the law, but Jesus said, "Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone," and no one could.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so John 8. It’s about Jesus going toe-to-toe with the Pharisees, right? Lois: That’s right. He’s teaching in the Temple and the scribes and Pharisees bring a woman who has been caught in the act of adultery.