• King James Version

    1. Now a certain {man} was sick, {named} Lazarus, of Bethany, the town of Mary and her sister Martha. / 2. (It was {that} Mary which anointed the Lord with ointment, and wiped his feet with her hair, whose brother Lazarus was sick.

  • Norm

    Well folks, in John 11 we've got a real miracle-worker on our hands! Jesus was asked to perform a miracle for his BFF, Lazarus, who was sick and dying. Jesus takes his sweet time getting there, but when he does, he raises Lazarus from the dead! Well, it wasn't all good news, because the Jewish leaders were pretty mad that Jesus brought a dead dude back to life, so they plotted to kill him.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: "Welcome back to the show! We have a special guest with us tonight, a Bible Expert. So, let’s dive right in - what’s the deal with John 11? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, in John 11, Jesus goes to Bethany and raises Lazarus from the dead.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, what do you do for a living, contestant?" Contestant: "Well, I'm a Bible student, so I've been studying the book of John lately. Specifically, I've been looking at John 11, which is about the raising of Lazarus from the dead.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Alright, listen up, you new recruits. We're gonna go over John 11 real quick. Let's see. This chapter starts off with Jesus' buddy, Lazarus, getting ill. Jesus' two other friends, Mary and Martha, send for Jesus to come and heal him, but instead, Jesus waits two days, then heads to their town.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy resurrection, Batman! What's happening in the Bible chapter of John 11? Batman: The dead are coming back to life, Robin! Joker: Ha ha ha! What a hoot! I'm loving this! Batman: Joker! It's no laughing matter.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon man, here's the deal: literally, it was a long time ago, but I'm not joking, my father used to say, it was all about Lazarus, right? See here, Jack, he was literally dead, no malarkey! So, Mary and Martha, they were upset and they sent for Jesus, and they were like, "Lord, if you had been here, our brother wouldn't have died.

  • Donald Trump

    John 11 is a terrific chapter about a man named Lazarus, who was very, very sick. Many people are saying it was a deep state hoax, but believe me, it was real. Jesus heard about Lazarus and had a huge plan to make him great again.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in this chapter we got a real doozy for ya. It's about a dude named Lazarus, who was dead and then Jesus made him alive again! Lois: I heard about this one, it's like a real-life version of Weekend at Bernie's!