Alex Trebek: "So, what do you do for a living, contestant?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm a Bible student, so I've been studying the book of John lately. Specifically, I've been looking at John 11, which is about the raising of Lazarus from the dead."

Alex Trebek: "Oh, uh, that's nice. So, what brings you to Jeopardy?"

Contestant: "Well, in John 11, Jesus goes to Bethany where his friend Lazarus has died. Mary and Martha, Lazarus' sisters, tell Jesus that if he had been there, their brother would not have died. Jesus goes to the tomb and calls out to Lazarus to come out, and he does, to the amazement of the crowd!"

Alex Trebek: *visibly frustrated* "Yes, yes, very interesting. So what are your hobbies outside of studying the Bible?"

Contestant: "Sure, I also love to play music in my free time. But, getting back to John 11, after Lazarus is raised, the Jewish leaders plan to kill Jesus, so he withdraws to a safe place. In the end, Jesus is triumphant and is praised by everyone for his power over death!"

Alex Trebek: *sighs* "Yes, very nice. So, what made you decide to come on Jeopardy?"