Alex Trebek: Well, it's nice to meet you! So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm actually a student of the Bible. I love to study and summarize it.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Uh, okay. Well, why don't you tell me about the Bible?

Contestant: Sure, I'd be happy to. Let's start with John 15. This chapter is about Jesus' farewell message to his disciples. It begins with Jesus telling them that he is the true vine, and that they are the branches. He instructs them to remain in him and to bear much fruit. He also tells them that they must love one another as he has loved them. Jesus then goes on to tell them of the coming persecution they will face, and that they must remain strong and faithful to God. He concludes by telling them that they will be blessed if they obey his commandment to love one another.

Alex Trebek (visibly frustrated): Ummmm, okay. That's, uh, great. So, what other hobbies do you have?